i imagine that Beyoncé is off somewhere on a yacht, sipping on an olivia pope sized glass of wine, watching the entire world explode over her new album dropping out of literally the thinnest of air and cackling to herself with sheer joy. like, not only did she give you 14 new songs, but she gave you a music video for every damn one. this wasn’t just a casual troll, this was a calculated strike of nuclear proportions and she is leaving no survivors.
this egg fucking froze because our fridge is too cold
Why would you keep the eggs on the fridge?
we keep our eggs in the fridge…so they don’t denature? do you not refrigerate your eggs?
Because of the way our eggs are processed and the prevalence of salmonella in american chickens, americans have to fridge their eggs.
Wait, they don’t refrigerate eggs in other countries?
wait what people in other countries dont refrigerate eggs???
wait a second eggs in other countries aren’t refrigerated?????????
- me: they're my babies
- person: but they're twice your a-
- me: babies. mine.
did you know you can actually dislike something and not make fun of it or insult the people that do like that thing
do you ever just find yourself sitting around and youre subconsciously holding your boob like what the fuck i dont remember making this decision
She made us try on her panties. And you know what? We kinda liked it.
#dean has a type #dean flirts when he gets pushed against things #he was deacon’s prison boyfriend quite happily despite the act #will stand quite demurely where you push him until you decide to kiss him and then he will bow toward you #the background pictures in his dreams have women in leather corsets holding a remote controller #he’s the little spoon in his own dreams #did i mention he gets off at being told to put on women’s underwear and then wearing them #gets off inside pink panties
no matter who u follow somehow doctor who sherlock & supernatural always end up on ur dash
Hell-aciously busy with work, but I really wanted to draw this comic.
this should have more notes
friends with overprotective parents
friends with parents who dont give a shit about them and so they feel worthless (even though are beautiful in every way)
friends whose parents put them under so much pressure and make them feel like a burden to the family and call them stupid and a disgrace to society if they are not perfect in every possible way
*INTERGALACTIC INTERNET HUG*
friends with parents
whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor